It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
RICK RIORDANI’ve been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain,” she said. “Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you’re going to save the world, I’m the best person to keep you from messing up.
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I’ve been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain,” she said. “Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you’re going to save the world, I’m the best person to keep you from messing up.
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But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.
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Things will work out – maybe just not the way you plan
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The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.
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I think kids will read more good books than we can possibly produce.
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Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to “‘clean'” it, and suddenly you can’t find anything?
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With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
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It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor, always alone. Always misunderstood. Easy to turn bitter, make horrible mistakes. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed. -Hephaestus
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A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
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Be careful of love. It’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
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Whathat!” Tyson gasped. “Those are the stables for the pegasi,” I replied, “You know, winged horses?” “Whasthat!” “Um… those are the toilets.
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Carter started down the stairs, but I grabbed his arm. “Hang on. What about traps?” He frowned. “Traps?” “Didn’t Egyptian tombs have traps?” “Well…sometimes. But this isn’t a tomb. Besides, more often they had curses, like the burning curse, the donkey curse—” “Oh, lovely. That sounds so much better.
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You began your journey here as a pup. Now you must find your way back. A new quest, a new start.
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Most of Set’s forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which tended to fall down and hit them, but no one says demons are bright).
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