Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to “‘clean'” it, and suddenly you can’t find anything?
RICK RIORDANI don’t care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!” “Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!” “Bah, your brain isn’t on board!
More Rick Riordan Quotes
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Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showing, but they were!)
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Is it fair your life burns so short and bright? Death had asked. “No such thing as fair,” Frank told himself. “If I’m going to burn, it might as well be bright.
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I do not know how much they see through the Mist. I doubt it would matter to them if they knew the truth. Sometimes mortals can be more horrible than monsters.
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I have more ideas than I’ll ever be able to write in five lifetimes.
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Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?
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Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile.
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We were just looking at maps.
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Frank stared at him. “Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it’s unfair that I can be an elephant?” Percy considered. “Okay. I guess you got a point. But the next time I say you’re totally beast-” “Just shut up,” Frank said. “Please.” Percy cracked a smile.
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Otrera stayed dead the second time,” Kinzie said, batting her eyes. “We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend…well, I think you’d look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.” Percy couldn’t tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.
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Things will work out – maybe just not the way you plan
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Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game.
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Good luck, boss. Don’t let’em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack)
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Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
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Hope survives best at the hearth.
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Knowledge isn’t always good for you.
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