Weird Quotes

Jesus promised his disciples three things—that they would be completely fearless, absurdly happy, and in constant trouble.

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Solitude produces originality, bold and astonishing beauty, poetry. But solitude also produces perverseness, the disproportianate, the absurd and the forbidden.

I’m the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

I’ve always made weird sounds with my mouth. I’ve always been fascinated by the sound design, what you can do with your mouth. I was the kid dancing around in third grade on the basketball court. While everyone would be playing sports, I would be jumping around.

Where’s your will to be weird?

In my teeth is all I want sheet music which is so weird and cool.

Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird.