My worst moments as a parent have been much like my greatest moments as a parent: the product of complete and perfect accident.
Brad MeltzerBrad Meltzer Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
Billy WilderBilly Wilder Portland is a place where you can find a community as a feminist, a vegan or a fat activist. Artists, musicians, knitters, and filmmakers can all meet like-minded souls. It’s proved the perfect place for me and all my punk friends.
Beth DittoBeth Ditto Wise is the tongue, wet of perfect thought.
Black FrancisBlack Francis I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
Bernie MacBernie Mac World Screen is a great resource-the perfect one-stop guide to what matters most in global entertainment.
Bonnie HammerBonnie Hammer Most of the time I am sunk in thought, but at some point on each walk there comes a moment when I look up and notice, with a kind of first-time astonishment.
Bill BrysonBill Bryson To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
Bill BrysonBill Bryson A curve ball is not something you can pick up overnight. It took me years to perfect mine.
Bob GibsonBob Gibson If we wait for conditions to go from good to perfect, we’ll just be waiting, waiting, waiting.
Bill SimonBill Simon We’re toxic to each other. And maybe that’s why we love each other.
Norah RoseNorah Rose Maybe I should just let myself feel to the point that I don’t feel anything. It’s the game of feelings, I think it’s time to play with my own.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Choosing yourself should not be an option, It should be a decision.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren I lost parts of me when I split into two and most of those pieces seeped into you.
TMCTMC Your arms around me – and for the first time in years, I feel like I am home.
M.K. StandbyM.K. Standby I breathe in the first glimmers of freedom – it tastes of sweet hopefulness.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa
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