Old Quotes

There’s no friends like the old friends.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

When I was a young man, I was poor. In a war with other nations, I was in eighty-seven fights. There I received my name and was made Chief of my nation. But now I am old and am for peace.

When I thought I lost everything, all I lost were old stories, the ones that didn’t belong within me anymore. Perhaps, it wasn’t that I lost anything, It’s that I was getting rid of what was no longer right for me.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

The most important thing is growing old gracefully.

When one is too old for love, one finds great comfort in good dinners.

When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

Old men are prone to invest the futures of young men with their own past sorrows.

I don’t feel like a 27-year-old; I feel I am way mature than someone that age.