Monkey Quotes

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAIN

Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
STEPHEN HAWKING

Inspirational Monkey Planet Science Understand Universe
I want you to recognize that I’m a proud monkey.
KENDRICK LAMAR

Monkey Proud Recognize
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
CHARLES DARWIN

Alcohol Drunk Men Monkey Wise
A man sitting monkey-like on the rooftop of his brain is due the applause such feats earn him.
ABERJHANI

Applause Brain Earn Feat Man Monkey Rooftop Sitting
We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITS

Monkey Reality Weapon
An old monkey never makes a pretty face.
FRANCOIS RABELAIS

Face Monkey Old
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN

Man Monkey See
My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high.
MARGOT ROBBIE

Animal Monkey Myself Spirit
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
P. J. O'ROURKE

Better Average Citizen Country French Monkey Smallish
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
STEVEN WRIGHT

Animal Evolution Monkey Science
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
RON WHITE

Ask Band Guy Monkey Rock Understand Venue
You never monkey with the truth.
BEN BRADLEE

Animal Monkey Truth
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

Acting Monkey Require

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