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I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.
AL MURRAY

Better Doing Girlfriend Holiday Mood never Nothing Upset Use Work
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
BERNIE MAC

Brother Girlfriend Happen Mother School
I don’t have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that’s not what I said!
DAVE ATTELL

Girlfriend Said Sometimes
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? ‘Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I’ll just take them with me…. Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?
BARRY LYGA

Accident Cutting Girlfriend Postmortem Solve Try
I’ve only been a mom for not even two years yet, so I haven’t had much of a chance. But boy do I wish I could have lunch with my girlfriends in the middle of the afternoon. I don’t remember the last time I had lunch in the afternoon with my girlfriends.
MILA KUNIS

Boys Chance Girlfriend Mom
I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
BO BURNHAM

Funny Girlfriend Uncle
Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, ‘That would be interesting.’ Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.
BILL MURRAY

Girlfriend Interesting Thinking
Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It’s a language aside from the language they have with strangers.
BEN GIBBARD

Girlfriend Language Wife
Whether you’re throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don’t trust women who don’t go to their girlfriends.
DREW BARRYMORE

Girlfriend Throwing Up Want
Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.
BELLA THORNE

Dancing Girlfriend Inspire
Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It’s universal.
ABDERRAHMANE SISSAKO

Beautiful Girlfriend Music Universal World
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two. This allows me to go after young men and plan grabbing husbands from my girlfriends.
BEATRICE WOOD

Girlfriend Husband Men
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
BOB SAGET

Car Girlfriend Kitchen
My career is my girlfriend.
AARON CARTER

Career Girlfriend
My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
BERNIE MAC

Girlfriend Right School Things Wife
Steve Dallas…a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He’s never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.
BERKELEY BREATHED

Boys Girlfriend School
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend’s driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
BLACK FRANCIS

Driving Girlfriend Jazz
I am fortunate to have a lot of love in my life. I love my family, I love my dog, I love my close friends, and I absolutely love my incredible girlfriend.
BENJAMIN STONE

Dog Family Girlfriend Love
I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way.
BARRY W. LYNN

College Disparaging Girlfriend Religious
Life is short, so I am one of those people – and luckily my girlfriend is too – who wants to live everywhere. I don’t know how long I’ll be there, but I like it right now.
BENJAMIN BOOKER

Girlfriend Life Long Short
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MACHALE

Girlfriend Nice Reality
I mean, you can’t have sex until you’re married if you’re Mormon. The first time I had sex, my parents found out. They were listening in on the phone while I was talking about sex to my girlfriend. They freaked out, man. They both cornered me in my bedroom.
BERT MCCRACKEN

Girlfriend Given Mean Reason Sex
I think a lot of my girlfriends growing up gave themselves up to any boy who paid attention to them. I think young women now are a lot more particular. They pick and choose.
BO DEREK

Boys Girlfriend Growing Think Up
Basically what my mom told me – I was extremely shy, I didn’t have any girlfriends ’til I was 21 – my mom would see me suffering and tell me.
BRANDON WADE

Girlfriend Mom School
For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were getting films, so I decided to focus on stand-up. It kind of saved my life.
BOBBY LEE

Girlfriend Hate Summer
I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we’re crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we’re fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives.
LESLIE MANN

Feel Girlfriend Husband Lunches Running
Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.
BOB FOSSE

Directors Girlfriend

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