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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Arguement Dirty Fight Funny Humour Pig Wrestle
Behind every smile there’s teeth.
CONFUCIUS

Funny Humour One Liner Smile Teeth
Look like barbie, Smoke like marley.
BOB MARLEY

Funny Humour One Liner Smoking
The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race.
BOB MARLEY

Failure Funny Humour Inspirational One Liner Race Success Win
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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don’t want that late text, that ‘I think I’m late’ text.
LIL WAYNE

Funny Myself Pregnant Safety Sex Thinking
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC.
DRAKE

Breast Funny Legs Lust
Money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
ZIG ZIGLAR

Funny Humour Money Oxygen Precious
Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.
ROWAN ATKINSON

Born Cute Funny Remember Rich Sarcastic Work
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
C. S. LEWIS

Change Deep Different Funny Inspirational Life
I’m only good at being bad.
BILLIE EILISH

Bad Funny Goodness
I like having someone I can spoil.
HARRY STYLES

Cute Expectation Funny One Liner Spoil
The funniest people are the saddest ones.
CONFUCIUS

Deep Funny One Liner People Sad Truth
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAIN

Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
SOCRATES

Bad Funny Goodness Happiness Marriage Philosophy Wife
Half of what i say is meaningless.
BILLIE EILISH

Confession Funny Sorry
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.
HARRY STYLES

Banana Eat Funny Sarcastic
Destiny is a funny thing. You never know how things are going to work out. But if you keep an open mind and an open heart, I promise you will find your own destiny someday.
UNCLE IROH

Destiny Funny Hustle Inspirational Open Minded Promise Work
It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.
AGATHA CHRISTIE

Appearance Funny Goodness Hard Life Man Yourself
Love is evil, spell it backwards, I’ll show ya.
EMINEM

Evil Funny Love Sarcastic
I’m the most boring person to talk to.
THE WEEKND

Bore Funny Person Talk
Don’t use cannon to kill musquito.
CONFUCIUS

Cannon Funny Musquito One Liner
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Alcohol Celebration Drink Funny Humor Sarcastic
Sit, be still, and listen, because you’re drunk and we’re at the edge of the roof.
RUMI

Alcohol Drunk Edge Funny Roof
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you’ll have to eat them, you can swallow it well.
OPRAH WINFREY

Courtesy Eat Funny Soft Swallow Sweet
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. MENCKEN

Anger Black Funny Hands Time
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
THE WEEKND

Attitude Bad Break Up Funny Girl Heaven
The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.
SIGMUND FREUD

Funny Masterbation Sarcastic Shame

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