Eden Quotes

Back then I was still appalled that God would set down his barefoot boy and girl dollies into an Eden where, presumably, He had just turned loose elephantiasis and microes that eat the human cornea. Now I understand, God is not just rooting fo the dollies.

Notice that the whole story of Eden is the story of the struggle over a woman’s relationship to a psychoactive plant.

Being in the nude isn’t a disgrace unless you’re being promiscuous about it. After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!

After all, he put Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden naked as jaybirds!