Dumb Quotes

I’ve done a lot of dumb things in my life.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

I want to be really, really clear about this. It doesn’t mean that everyone or even the majority of people who voted for Donald Trump are racist or white supremacists or anything like that. But what it means is that it’s not a mistake that Trump began his campaign with birthersism .

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it’s a family thing, and I guess it’s clean.

Put one dumb foot in front of the other and course-correct as you go.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it’s just a few idiots. Isn’t. It’s the country.

I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.

The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.

I’ll call somebody ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’ if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don’t know any other word for it, and if they don’t like the word, that’s too bad.