Dating Quotes

I don’t have dating tips.

Some girls are apparently born with dates; some through much personal activity, achieve them; but others seem by necessity to have dates thrust upon them.

The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather.

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?