Cow Quotes

A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

If every man works at that for which nature fitted him, the cows will be well tended.

Even as a cow she was lovely.

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.

Not so the oven-bird, or the other birds that walk, as the cow-bunting, or the quail, or the crow. They move the head forward with the movement of the feet.

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me.

As I stood outside in Cow Lane, it occurred to me that Heaven must be a place where the library is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No … eight days a week.