Chicken Quotes

The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.

I have a painting where somebody’s holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody’s head.

If you look at me close enough, there’s a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don’t know if it’s my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.

There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?