Blonde Quotes

I didn’t want to be a cheerleader, and when you’re young and you’re blonde that’s kind of thrust upon you whether you like it or not.

There’s a reason we only hire blondes.

A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde – dyed by her own hand.

All this time I’ve just wanted to be blonde, beautiful and 5 feet 2 inches tall.

If gentlemen prefer blondes then I’m a blonde that prefers gentlemen.

I’m naturally a mousy blonde, so I dye my hair, and my eyebrows would disappear if I didn’t get through at least a pencil a month.