Bloodletting on my premises that I ain’t approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed. AL SWEARENGEN AffrontApproveBloodFeedPremisePutTake
You can’t slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. AL SWEARENGEN CharacterCriminalEveryoneImprovePimpThroat
The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent. AL SWEARENGEN CharacterKingMeritObviousUtterance
Change ain’t looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. AL SWEARENGEN AllCallChangeDanceFriendLookTune
The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice. AL SWEARENGEN ChurchMiceQuestionReinforceUntilWay
Don’t I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution. AL SWEARENGEN AcrossDayDrawKingMadeResolutionThroat
Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? AL SWEARENGEN AllBloodCutJudgePigThroat
Let’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny. AL SWEARENGEN AllAloneFunnyLeaveStupidTry
Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea. AL SWEARENGEN AverseFruityLanguageNastyPartialTea
The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. AL SWEARENGEN DeadEndMorePunishmentStoreWorld
