I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to a drama school. And I said, “What did they teach you?” And she said, “They taught me to be a candle burning in an empty room.”
QUENTIN CRISPOur clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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I have to realise that as I am only English and am allowed to live in America, I have to give something in return. And since I cannot build a hospital, or endow a university, I can only give my infinite availability.
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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