When I was young, we thought that Oscar Wilde was a great nobleman who had thrown his life away for love. Nothing could be less true. He slept with East Enders who were procured for him by Lord Alfred Douglas.
QUENTIN CRISPThe very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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Vice is its own reward.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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I never saw Portsmouth by day.
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