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Prince Philip

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
PRINCE PHILIP

Earth Level Population Return
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
PRINCE PHILIP

Home Instinct Money Natural Produce
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
PRINCE PHILIP

Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
PRINCE PHILIP

Fitness Weight Loss
Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Duty Family Name Society
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Capable People Time
I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
PRINCE PHILIP

Frequent Hate Media Press
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Albohol Beer Care Funny
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
PRINCE PHILIP

Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Country Ideas Man People
It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach

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