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Prince Philip

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
PRINCE PHILIP

Complain Leisure Unemployment
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
PRINCE PHILIP

Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Hands Man
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
PRINCE PHILIP

Advise Concern Dignity Horse
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
British women can’t cook.
PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
PRINCE PHILIP

Frequent Hate Media Press
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Country People Pleasure Rule
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
PRINCE PHILIP

Home Instinct Money Natural Produce
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Notice Subject Talk
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
I can’t remember names and things.
PRINCE PHILIP

Forget Name Remember

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