Regulation creates a moral hazard.
P. J. O'ROURKEIn its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
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Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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A humorist doesn’t really do that much note-taking.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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