No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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