The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
OLIVER GOLDSMITHSuccess consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.
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Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.
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People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.
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A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future.
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Could a man live by it, it were not unpleasant employment to be a poet.
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As writers become more numerous, it is natural for readers to become more indolent; whence must necessarily arise a desire of attaining knowledge with the greatest possible ease.
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Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
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Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.
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Tenderness is a virtue.
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If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.
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Honour sinks where commerce long prevails.
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Surely the best way to meet the enemy is head on in the field and not wait till they plunder our very homes.
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There are some faults so nearly allied to excellence that we can scarce weed out the vice without eradicating the virtue.
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You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
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All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
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