The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
OLIVER GOLDSMITHFriendship is a disinterested commerce between equals; love, an abject intercourse between tyrants and slaves.
More Oliver Goldsmith Quotes
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Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.
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Tenderness is a virtue.
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Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
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The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded with fruition.
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Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and accommodations.
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I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up a large family, did more service than he who continued single, and only talked of population.
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There are some faults so nearly allied to excellence that we can scarce weed out the vice without eradicating the virtue.
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They say women and music should never be dated.
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Surely the best way to meet the enemy is head on in the field and not wait till they plunder our very homes.
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The jests of the rich are ever successful.
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As writers become more numerous, it is natural for readers to become more indolent; whence must necessarily arise a desire of attaining knowledge with the greatest possible ease.
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Hope is such a bait, it covers any hook.
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The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always feel melancholy.
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Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.
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