The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
OLIVER GOLDSMITHPeople seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.
More Oliver Goldsmith Quotes
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.
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There are some faults so nearly allied to excellence that we can scarce weed out the vice without eradicating the virtue.
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Romance and novel paint beauty in colors more charming than nature, and describe a happiness that humans never taste. How deceptive and destructive are those pictures of consummate bliss!
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Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.
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As writers become more numerous, it is natural for readers to become more indolent; whence must necessarily arise a desire of attaining knowledge with the greatest possible ease.
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People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.
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Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.
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Pity and friendship are two passions incompatible with each other.
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Surely the best way to meet the enemy is head on in the field and not wait till they plunder our very homes.
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Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
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I love everything that’s old, – old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.
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Girls like to be played with, and rumpled a little too, sometimes.
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Honour sinks where commerce long prevails.
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They say women and music should never be dated.
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