History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
O. HENRYA burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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No friendship is an accident.
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Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth’s burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.
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In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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It ain’t the roads we take; it’s what’s inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.
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When one loves one’s Art no service seems too hard.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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Hospitality in the prairie country is not limited. Even if your enemy passes your way, you must feed him before you shoot him.
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My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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If you can’t write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.
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By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.
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