Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
O. HENRYWhen I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster. I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That’s the story.
More O. Henry Quotes
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Young artists must pave their way to Art by drawing pictures for magazine stories that young authors write to pave their way to Literature.
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It’s said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It’s the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
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It ain’t the roads we take; it’s what’s inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.
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Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
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Those whom we first love we seldom marry.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl.
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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man’s starving!
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I’ve got some of my best yarns from park benches, lamp posts and newspaper stands.
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You can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another’s.
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
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The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.
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