I’ve got some of my best yarns from park benches, lamp posts and newspaper stands.
O. HENRYWhen I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster. I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That’s the story.
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Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation.
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The lonesomest thing in all the world is a soul when it is making ready to go on its mysterious, far journey.
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it.
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You can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr’s.
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Most wonderful of all are words, and how they make friends one with another.
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We can’t buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.
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There are a few editor men with whom I am privileged to come in contact. It has not been long since it was their habit to come in contact with me. There is a difference.
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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.
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Bride knoweth bride at the glance of an eye. And between them swiftly passes comfort and meaning in a language that man and widows wot not of.
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Those whom we first love we seldom marry.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another’s.
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