It’s said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It’s the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
O. HENRYPerhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr’s.
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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You can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster. I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That’s the story.
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The lonesomest thing in all the world is a soul when it is making ready to go on its mysterious, far journey.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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If you can’t write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.
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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man’s starving!
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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
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History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
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By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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