Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
O. HENRYShe had become so thoroughly annealed into his life that she was like the air he breathed–necessary but scarcely noticed.
More O. Henry Quotes
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We can’t buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth’s burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.
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If a person has lived through war, poverty and love, he has lived a full life.
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Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.
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It’s said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It’s the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.
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I’ve got some of my best yarns from park benches, lamp posts and newspaper stands.
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No friendship is an accident.
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Broadway – the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.
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Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.
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Hospitality in the prairie country is not limited. Even if your enemy passes your way, you must feed him before you shoot him.
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Most wonderful of all are words, and how they make friends one with another.
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