What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
O. HENRYWhenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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Bride knoweth bride at the glance of an eye. And between them swiftly passes comfort and meaning in a language that man and widows wot not of.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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We can’t buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.
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Fortune is a prize to be won. Adventure is the road to it. Chance is what may lurk in the shadows at the roadside.
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Women’s weapon, water-drops.
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What is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?
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You can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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The lonesomest thing in all the world is a soul when it is making ready to go on its mysterious, far journey.
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If a person has lived through war, poverty and love, he has lived a full life.
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Men to whom life had appeared as a reversible coat – seamy on both sides.
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When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.
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It gives men courage and ambition and the nerve for anything. It has the colour of gold, is clear as a glass and shines after dark as if the sunshine were still in it.
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Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
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It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it.
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