My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.
O. HENRYWhenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
More O. Henry Quotes
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What is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?
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This fair but pitiless city of Manhattan was without a soul its inhabitants were manikins moved by wires and springs.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
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There are a few editor men with whom I am privileged to come in contact. It has not been long since it was their habit to come in contact with me. There is a difference.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man’s starving!
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Hospitality in the prairie country is not limited. Even if your enemy passes your way, you must feed him before you shoot him.
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It ain’t the roads we take; it’s what’s inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.
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Those whom we first love we seldom marry.
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It gives men courage and ambition and the nerve for anything. It has the colour of gold, is clear as a glass and shines after dark as if the sunshine were still in it.
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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth’s burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.
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Write what you like; there is no other rule.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
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