Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man’s starving!
O. HENRYYou can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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Most wonderful of all are words, and how they make friends one with another.
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No friendship is an accident.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
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History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
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Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
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Young artists must pave their way to Art by drawing pictures for magazine stories that young authors write to pave their way to Literature.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.
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