It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it.
O. HENRYHistory is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
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Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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Write what you like; there is no other rule.
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She had become so thoroughly annealed into his life that she was like the air he breathed–necessary but scarcely noticed.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.
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In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.
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If you can’t write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.
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All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.
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We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.
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Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr’s.
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Each of us, when our day’s work is done, must seek our ideal, whether it be love or pinochle or lobster à la Newburg, or the sweet silence of the musty bookshelves.
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Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.
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The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.
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