When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.
O. HENRYA story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.
More O. Henry Quotes
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If you can’t write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.
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Each of us, when our day’s work is done, must seek our ideal, whether it be love or pinochle or lobster à la Newburg, or the sweet silence of the musty bookshelves.
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Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr’s.
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Write what you like; there is no other rule.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.
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Broadway – the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
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Bride knoweth bride at the glance of an eye. And between them swiftly passes comfort and meaning in a language that man and widows wot not of.
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Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.
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A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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