Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
O. HENRYA good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.
More O. Henry Quotes
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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl.
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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man’s starving!
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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Those whom we first love we seldom marry.
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Write what you like; there is no other rule.
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There is a saying that no man has tasted the full flavor of life until he has known poverty, love, and war.
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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.
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It’s said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It’s the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
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In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.
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No friendship is an accident.
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What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
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It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
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I’ll give you the whole secret to short story writing. Here it is. Rule 1: Write stories that please yourself. There is no Rule 2.
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