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Noel Gallagher

If I ever get to go to the moon, I’ll probably just stand on the moon and go ‘Hmmm, yeah…fair enough…gotta go home now.’
NOEL GALLAGHER

Home Moon Oasis
You’ll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn’t bother me.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Age People Rib
Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I’ve been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Crazy Fascinate Oasis Shoe Stage
We live a dying dream, If you know what I mean…
NOEL GALLAGHER

Dream Dying Mean
Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she’s amazing.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Family Kids Life Wife
I’m embarrassed when I see Brits abroad; they have their tops off, wear flip flops, and shout at the top of their voices.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Musician People Voice
The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Fate Kid Song
All your dreams are made / When you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade
NOEL GALLAGHER

Dream Mirror Razor
There’s not enough good things in the world.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Enough Good Thing World
Don’t lay a finger on me eyebrows or I’ll sue you f…
NOEL GALLAGHER

Eyebrow Finger Lay
I wasn’t put on this earth to amass money or personal wealth. I was put on this earth to play guitar and write songs.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Guitar Song Writing
I don’t much like ‘Wonderwall,’ but the effect that song has on people, I can’t deny it.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Deny People Song
All i would like to say is that I’m rich and you’re not.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Country People Rich Say
It’s the first time I’m going to be on my own this Christmas and I’m really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations up. So I’ll be in London, sit on my couch, arms folded, curtains drawn, having a drink.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Christmas Country Firsts People
It took me to about maybe 16, 17 or 18 or something to realise I was absolutely useless at everything else except for playing guitar and writing words
NOEL GALLAGHER

Guitar Useless Writing
When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn’t like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.
NOEL GALLAGHER

Class Girl Winning

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