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NOEL GALLAGHERAmericans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I’ve been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.
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It took me to about maybe 16, 17 or 18 or something to realise I was absolutely useless at everything else except for playing guitar and writing words
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Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she’s amazing.
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When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn’t like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.
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All i would like to say is that I’m rich and you’re not.
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The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
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You’ll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn’t bother me.
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Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don’t need to say anything else.
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Every song that I play I wrote by myself.
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If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you could sort things out, but it’s all smoke and mirrors.
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If I ever get to go to the moon, I’ll probably just stand on the moon and go ‘Hmmm, yeah…fair enough…gotta go home now.’
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I’m equal part genius, equal part buffoon.
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I sold my soul for the second time, cause’ the man don’t pay me.
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I don’t live to work; I work to live.
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I’m embarrassed when I see Brits abroad; they have their tops off, wear flip flops, and shout at the top of their voices.
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All your dreams are made / When you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade
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