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“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”
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Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla We all make mistakes, and it is better to make them before we begin.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla In the twenty-first century, the robot will take the place which slave labor occupied in ancient civilization.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla Throughout the infinite, the forces are in a perfect balance, and hence the energy of a single thought may determine the motion of a universe.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla Invention is the most important product of man’s creative brain. The ultimate purpose is the complete mastery of mind over the material world, the harnessing of human nature to human needs.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla No free energy device will ever be allowed to reach the market.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla So astounding are the facts in this connection, that it would seem as though the Creator, himself had electrically designed this planet.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla So we find that the three possible solutions of the great problem of increasing human energy are answered by the three words: food, peace, work.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla It’s not the love you make. It’s the love you give.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla Peace can only come as a natural consequence of universal enlightenment.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla All peoples everywhere should have free energy sources.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla When wireless is fully applied the earth will be converted into a huge brain, capable of response in every one of its parts.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla Love: I recognize the emotion for what it is, an irrational self-destructive impulse, which is disguised as joy.
Nikola TeslaNikola Tesla I have always been ahead of my time.
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