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The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

Niall Horan

Everyone gets that second album syndrome.
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Album Chance Music Sick
I’ve got my old favorites like The Eagles and Bon Jovi.
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Music Myself Old
I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss.
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Age Bad Count Kissing Myself
I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.
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Future Help Myself Search Wife
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
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Date Worst
There’s always pressure on the second album – this one has to be the big one.
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Album Big Oneself Pressure
I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.
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Eat Illegal Myself Thinking Time
I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.
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Eat Myself Partner Relationship
The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.
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Beautiful Lose Stupidity World
I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart.
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Growth Heart Myself Plane Play Woman
Someone told me the smile on my face gets bigger when I play the guitar.
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Big Face Guitar Myself Smile
I don’t see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.
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Face Myself People Scream See
We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices.
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Goodness Music Ourselves Voice
Age is just a number. Who cares how old the girl is that I date?
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Age Care Date Myself Old
Katy Perry is the sexiest woman I’ve ever kissed. It was amazing and very purple – she had purple lipstick on. I don’t think there will ever be anything cooler than kissing her until I marry her maybe!
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Amazing Kissing Marriage Myself Sex Woman
I want to live forever! I want to learn how to fly high!
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Fly Forever Learning Live Myself

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

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