The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
NIALL HORANI want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.
More Niall Horan Quotes
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I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.
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If I was in a horrorfilm I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on.
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I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl.
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Words will be just words till you bring them to life
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We’re never going to escape the idea of being young. Which I don’t mind myself. I mean, who wants to grow up anyway?
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I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.
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I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She’s an amazing-looking lady, and I’m a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.
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If it were legal, I’d marry food.
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I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.
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Fans always ask me to marry them so I’ll have a lot of wives.
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I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.
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When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn’t, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
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I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl.
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I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss.
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I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
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