Rule number one: Don’t fuck with librarians.
NEIL GAIMANAll your questions can be answered if that is what you want. But once you learn your answers, you can never unlearn them.
More Neil Gaiman Quotes
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In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
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But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?
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I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things crumbled.
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Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them. And it’s much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world!
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I went away in my head, into a book. That was where I went whenever real life was too hard or too inflexible.
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He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn’t occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once.
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Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
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There’s none so blind as those who will not listen.
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I would like to see anyone, prophet, king, or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
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Biting’s excellent. It’s like kissing – only there is a winner.
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We owe it to each other to tell stories.
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It’s not hard to own something. Or everything. You just have to know that it’s yours, and then be willing to let it go.
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That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
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A book is a dream that you hold in your hands.
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