Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
NEIL GAIMANAnyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
More Neil Gaiman Quotes
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Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
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Books were safer than other people anyway.
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You don’t get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.
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Biting’s excellent. It’s like kissing – only there is a winner.
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What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it’s got a bookstore, it knows it’s not foolin’ a soul.
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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.
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Only the phoenix rises and does not descend. And everything changes. And nothing is truly lost.
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Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination.
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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
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An Angel who did not so much fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.
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You have a good heart. Sometimes that’s enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it’s not.
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Adventures are all very well in their place, but there’s a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.
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Every lover is, in his heart, a madman, and, in his head, a minstrel.
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I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
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