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I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

Neil Gaiman

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king, or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
NEIL GAIMAN

God Myself Time
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.
NEIL GAIMAN

Deep Heart Love Vulnerable Yourself
You don’t have to stay anywhere forever.
NEIL GAIMAN

Forever One Liner Stay Yourself
It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you. If you see what I mean.
NEIL GAIMAN

Believe Happiness Live People Yourself
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
NEIL GAIMAN

Library Right Worth
There’s none so blind as those who will not listen.
NEIL GAIMAN

Blind Ignorance One Liner
Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes and forgot.
NEIL GAIMAN

Dream Endurance Forget True
Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.
NEIL GAIMAN

Goodness Hell Writing
Adventures are all very well in their place, but there’s a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.
NEIL GAIMAN

Adventure Freedom. Pain Place
This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until it’s done. It’s that easy, and that hard.
NEIL GAIMAN

Easy Hard Word Writing Yourself
We owe it to each other to tell stories.
NEIL GAIMAN

One Liner Story Talk
I am selfish, private, and easily bored. Will this be a problem?
NEIL GAIMAN

Easy Myself Problem
I don’t want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted just like that, and it didn’t mean anything? What then?
NEIL GAIMAN

Enjoyment Kind Myself Philosophy
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
NEIL GAIMAN

Book Fantasy Man Naked
I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.
NEIL GAIMAN

Believe Communication Deep Myself Problem
Even nothing can last forever.
NEIL GAIMAN

Forever Philosophy

I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

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