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I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

Neil Gaiman

I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don’t want to be sane.
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Crazy Myself
I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.
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Believe Communication Deep Myself Problem
Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination.
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Darkness Friendship Heart Hurt Imagination Leaving Love
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
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Book Fantasy Man Naked
Ideas are more difficult to kill than people, but they can be killed, in the end.
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End Ideas Kill People
She says nothing at all but simply stares upward into the dark sky and watches, with sad eyes, the slow dance of the infinite stars.
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Dance Darkness Eyes Simplicity Sky Stars
Even nothing can last forever.
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Forever Philosophy
Sometimes we can choose the paths we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.
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Choice Life Path
Adventures are all very well in their place, but there’s a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.
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Adventure Freedom. Pain Place
People want to forget the impossible. It makes their world safer.
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Forget Impossible People Safety World
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.
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Deep Heart Love Vulnerable Yourself
The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.
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Courage Future Philosophy
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
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Death Deep Life
We often confuse what we wish for with what is.
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Deep One Liner Philosophy
You can’t trust other people. If it’s important, you have to do it yourself.
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Important People Trust Yourself
I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else.
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Book Live Myself One Liner

I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

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