Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
MUHAMMAD ALII’m young; I’m handsome; I’m fast. I can’t possibly be beat.
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Every day is different, and some days are better than others, but no matter how challenging the day, I get up and live it.
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There are billions of people in the world, and every one of them is special. No one else in the world is like you.
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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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Once we realize we are all members of humanity, we will want to compete in the spirit of love.
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I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
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Superman don’t need no seat belt.
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Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
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I hated every minute of training, but I said, Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.
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God gave me this illness to remind me that I’m not Number One; He is.
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It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.
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If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.
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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
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Don’t count the days; make the days count.
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Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it.
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Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong.
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