This guy Clubber Lang, I’ve been him all my life. He’s mean and hungry just like me.
MR. TI would never do a commercial if I thought it was offensive to anyone.
More Mr. T Quotes
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You pity the fool because you don’t want to beat up a fool! You know, pity is between sorry and mercy. See, if you pity him, you know, you won’t have to beat him up. So that’s why I say fools, you gotta give another chance because they don’t know no better. That’s why I pity them!
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As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.
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I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.
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I have the Midas touch, in the way that when I hook up with a project, I feel, not speaking cocky or conceited, but there’s a confidence I have.
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I used to bodyguard for some celebrities and other people, and when I wasn’t doing that, I used to work at a disco as a doorman or a bouncer.
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It takes a smart man to play dumb.
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I’m a child of God first. Before I became a celebrity, I was baptized a Christian.
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We had the wood shop, the machine shop, so I know about all that. I wanted to build buildings when I graduated from high school. I do know my way around that stuff.
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I was a straight-A student. But I was a bad lad.
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When I’m ready to fight, my opponent has a better chance of surviving a forest fire wearing gasoline drawers.
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I am a tough guy.
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To the women and children, T stands for tender. To the bad guys and thugs, it stands for tough.
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I don’t worry. I don’t doubt. I’m daring. I’m a rebel.
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I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They’ve got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I’ve got to be conscious of that.
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I believe in the Golden Rule – The Man with the Gold… Rules.
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