I was mischievous. I wasn’t bad. I stole food so we could eat. My mother didn’t know.
MR. TWhen I’m ready to fight, my opponent has a better chance of surviving a forest fire wearing gasoline drawers.
More Mr. T Quotes
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I’m not a star. I don’t feel I’m so great. So how can I make you feel great just because you’ve got my signature on a piece of paper?
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I know about two things: ‘Rocky III’ and Clubber Lang, and ‘A-Team’ and B.A. Baracus. That’s who I am!
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NBC had a show called ‘The Toughest Bouncer in America’ that I did. But I told them I didn’t like that term, ‘bouncer.’.
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I was being trained because I wanted to be a preacher like my father. I wanted to talk about Moses; I wanted to talk about God.
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If every man loves his mother, he’s going to treat the ladies right, with love and respect.
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To me, it’s offensive. A bouncer likes to get physical, likes to put his hands on people.
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And I say that to send a message to all the young thugs out there; that it’s nothing to be ashamed of to say you love your mother.
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You pity the fool because you don’t want to beat up a fool! You know, pity is between sorry and mercy. See, if you pity him, you know, you won’t have to beat him up. So that’s why I say fools, you gotta give another chance because they don’t know no better. That’s why I pity them!
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I try to motivate people. I try to inspire them.
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They used to call me ‘Touchdown T.’ I remember in high school, we had homecoming, and I got in front of the pep rally, and I told them, ‘I’m going to run for three touchdowns.’ I ran for three touchdowns, kicked the extra point, and took myself out the game.
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They shouldn’t make the departure of a dancer so tear jerky because nobody’s going to war.
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You’ll never have any trouble with Mr. T, I’m just a big, calm teddy bear kind of guy. Mr. T ain’t ashamed to cry.
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Obama’s not Jesus. He can’t walk on water.
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My gold, my money couldn’t stop cancer from appearing on my body. If they can’t save me, then I don’t need them.
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I have a heart of gold, but I’m really a marshmallow in my heart.
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