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They used to call me ‘Touchdown T.’ I remember in high school, we had homecoming, and I got in front of the pep rally, and I told them, ‘I’m going to run for three touchdowns.’ I ran for three touchdowns, kicked the extra point, and took myself out the game.

Mr. T

When I’m ready to fight, my opponent has a better chance of surviving a forest fire wearing gasoline drawers.
MR. T

Better Chance Drawer Fight Forset Gasoline Opponent Ready Survive Wear
As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.
MR. T

Day Kid Meal Miss No Oatmeal Three
Obama’s not Jesus. He can’t walk on water.
MR. T

Jesus People Walk Water
I use my celebrity status to inspire someone, to give them hope.
MR. T

Celebrity Give Hope Inspire Someone Status
Football players, the brain and all that stuff, ooh-eee, that’s not good.
MR. T

All Brain Football Good Not Player Stuff
You cross me, I’m going to hurt you. But I’m really very gentle.
MR. T

Cross Gentle Go Hurt Me Really You
Judas betrayed Jesus. Lady Red betrayed John Dillinger. Those things happen.
MR. T

Betray Happen Jesus Judas People Red Thing Those
I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I take the skin off chicken. But I’m not on no special diet. I like my steak and potatoes, ice cream, doughnuts.
MR. T

Chicken Day Diet Doughnut Drink Eat Icecream Mind More Off Out Potato Right Skin Smike Special Steak These Try Work
Guys who have to pretend to be tough, they ain’t. I’m tough.
MR. T

Guy Pretend Tough
All I ever wanted out of my life was to buy my mother a house. By 1995, I have achieved all I wanted materially in life.
MR. T

Achieve All Buy Ever House Life Materially Mother Want
I knew I wasn’t going to be a rocket scientist – let’s not be fools – but I wasn’t going to be a bum.
MR. T

Bum Fool Go Gonna Knew Rocket Science
I wanted to talk about the apostles, the disciples and all that.
MR. T

All Disciple Opposite Talk Want
I was baptized by my father when I was 4 years old.
MR. T

Baptized Father Four Old Year
I hold the door for the ladies – I’m a gent.
MR. T

Door Hold Lady
I could talk all day, T stands for talking, T stands for tender, T stands for things that don’t even rhyme with T.
MR. T

All Could Day Rhyme Stand Talk Tender Thing
I try to motivate people. I try to inspire them.
MR. T

Inspire Motivate People Them Try

They used to call me ‘Touchdown T.’ I remember in high school, we had homecoming, and I got in front of the pep rally, and I told them, ‘I’m going to run for three touchdowns.’ I ran for three touchdowns, kicked the extra point, and took myself out the game.

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They used to call me ‘Touchdown T.’ I remember in high school, we had homecoming, and I got in front of the pep rally, and I told them, ‘I’m going to run for three touchdowns.’ I ran for three touchdowns, kicked the extra point, and took myself out the game.

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