You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?

You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
MOIRA ROSE
Alexis, don’t be ridiculous. That’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.
MOIRA ROSE
I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.
MOIRA ROSE
Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.
MOIRA ROSE

Amusement Social Media
We have no interest in what’s going on with you.
MOIRA ROSE
The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.
MOIRA ROSE

Die Failure Inside World
There once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons.
MOIRA ROSE
One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!
MOIRA ROSE

Champion Oneself Ready
I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.
MOIRA ROSE

Burn Equivalent Human Inside Time
The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea Week.
MOIRA ROSE
“It’s probably nothing but I think I’ve killed a man.
MOIRA ROSE
We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
MOIRA ROSE
Good men always win.
MOIRA ROSE

Goodness One Liner Win
Are we terrible parents?
MOIRA ROSE

Parents Terrible
What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
MOIRA ROSE
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
MOIRA ROSE

Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching

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