We do not always get what we want. Sometimes life presents us with surprises.
MICHAEL SCOTTFools lie, clever men stick to the truth.
More Michael Scott Quotes
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Some stories wait their turn to be told, others just tap you on the shoulder and insist you tell them.
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The fifth force was the magic of time, the greatest of all the magics.
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A boy and a girl, dressed in the T-shirts and denim that are the shabby uniform of this age.
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People who start thinking deep dark thoughts in the middle of a war start expecting to lose.
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I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms.
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I… Declare…. Bankruptcy!
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It is better to exist unknown to the law.
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I am not afraid to die because I know that when we go, we will go together. It is living without you that would be unbearable.
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If you have to injure someone, then make it so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
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Impatience and stupidity claim more victims than any weapon.
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The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
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What you call magic is nothing more than an act of the imagination fired by the senses, then given shape by the power of your aura.
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You’re saying we lost the powers of magic because we grew lazy.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.
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We are nothing more than the sum of our memories and experiences.
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