I don’t think human beings are bad. They’re weak. And that’s what makes ’em bad.
MICHAEL CAINEThe old guys like me started in the theatre. I was in the theatre for nine years.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
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A man should dress in a way that you don’t notice. He looks good and you don’t know why. But it’s the tailoring, the materials, and the clothes.
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Save your money. You’re going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.
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My mum never understood how much I earned. When I told her I earned a million pounds a film, she said, ‘How much is that?’
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
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Maybe it’s time we all stop trying to outsmart the truth and let it have its day.
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Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy,”Easy” doesn’t enter into grown-up life.
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I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me.
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I don’t have any regrets because I’m very optimistic, and live each day as though it’s the last.
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
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When it comes to politics, I believe you have to cut the cake so that everybody gets a piece, but at the same time, you have to keep in mind that somebody has to make the cake.
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I never bring a role home with me. The moment they say, ‘It’s a wrap,’ it’s gone completely. I’m a totally ruthless professional, and life is my family, not my work.
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Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you’ve got.
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I’ve had such a great time, I’d like to come back as me – and do it all over again.
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