The trouble with women? Elbows.
MICHAEL CAINEI prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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Save your money. You’re going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.
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Be patient.Of course it will come. It took me years to get an Oscar.
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I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I’m pig-headed.
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There’s quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
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You start pretending to have fun, you might have a little by accident.
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For all my education, accomplishments, and so called ‘wisdom’… I can’t fathom my own heart.
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Anyone can write. But comedy, you’ve got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
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When it comes to politics, I believe you have to cut the cake so that everybody gets a piece, but at the same time, you have to keep in mind that somebody has to make the cake.
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Books were my window on the world. Growing up at the Elephant and Castle, which was very rough, my paradise was the library.
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I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can’t deal with a woman of their own age.
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You don’t sacrifice your individuality; you sacrifice a lot of freedom.
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I am a great admirer of other actors, but I never compete with other actors. I always compete with what I did last, and I’m my own most vicious critic. So I’m always trying to do it better.
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I’ve always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.
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First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don’t come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
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